It's Fun, Fast-Paced Fitness!

In roller derby we play offense and defense at the same time. As such, it requires players that skate fast, hit hard, and think on their feet. 

​

The Farmers' Slaughters is a house-level team that is constantly working to develop all skaters, and encourages every member to be better than they were yesterday. 

​

Learn a new skill, and get fit in a caring and inspiring environment.

All Genders, All Ages

We are a co-ed league and encourage everyone to come and skate with us. ​We are always looking for more men to join the league, and we hope to start a men's only team in the near future.

​

Junior skaters (17 years old and younger) can also skate with us for free, as long as they have a consenting parent present at practice, and valid insurance. We hope to soon be able to bring back our junior team, Apocalypse Meow.

Two-Week Free Trial

We know roller derby might be intimidating. That's why we offer our free trial. 

​

What we provide: rental skates and safety gear.

​

What you need to bring: a mouth guard and a great attitude.

​

We will teach you how to skate, how to be safe on the track and the basics of gameplay. If you like us, we would love to have you join the league.