BECOME A SKATER

It's Fun, Fast-Paced Fitness!
In roller derby we play offense and defense at the same time. As such, it requires players that skate fast, hit hard, and think on their feet.
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The Farmers' Slaughters is a house-level team that is constantly working to develop all skaters, and encourages every member to be better than they were yesterday.
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Learn a new skill, and get fit in a caring and inspiring environment.

All Genders, All Ages
We are a co-ed league and encourage everyone to come and skate with us. ​We are always looking for more men to join the league, and we hope to start a men's only team in the near future.
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Junior skaters (17 years old and younger) can also skate with us for free, as long as they have a consenting parent present at practice, and valid insurance. We hope to soon be able to bring back our junior team, Apocalypse Meow.
